inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

razzransom:

Black moms at their finest


my kind of porn

my kind of porn

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page