im allie and i know the muffin man
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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

refreshes:

almost

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol