conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

greatwhiteprivilege:

i keep touching my own butt im so lonely

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly