im allie and i know the muffin man
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brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

uncomely:

*posts selfie*

*checks likes to see if hot boys liked it*

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

meladoodle:

"hey what are you going to do as a career?"

me: image

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

jackthevulture:

What the fuck is a goldfish doing in the ocean

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40